As usual, all times Eastern and all predictions wrong.

Noon:

• Michigan @ Wisconsin (FOX): So this is fun. I took a fall from a scooter on Tuesday on the way home from a Giants game. My left hand and chin took the brunt of the damage, with my left hand in particular being scraped, swollen, and bruised. In anticipation of not being sure I could type out the whole column this week, I recorded a podcast-esque type thing that I’ll go ahead and attach to this post. As it turns out, though, my hand is good enough to type up the post, so I’ll go ahead and do it. The even more fun part is if it can pick consistent winners. Anyway, I like Michigan here.
• Texas @ Texas Christian (ABC): As I referenced in the audio, I think that Texas fans don’t wanna hear it, but they’re definitely favorites here.
• Arkansas @ Georgia (ESPN): Well, I’d sure like the WHOMPIN’ to continue, but Georgia just figures to be too much of a match for the Hogs.
• Duke @ North Carolina (ESPN2): Well, I already used the basketball jokes for Duke-KU last week, so anyway this figures to be a good “get right” opportunity for the Tar Heels.
• Memphis @ Temple (ESPNU): I’m not sure what kind of season Temple is having, but Memphis is the favorite here.
• Tennessee @ Missouri (SEC): Mizzou? Sure. Tennessee doesn’t seem that good, and I’m sure the Tigers are recovered from their trip to Chestnut Hill by now.
• Minnesota @ Purdue (BTN): Both these teams have suffered bad losses this year. I view this as pretty much a coinflip. Boilermakers I guess?
• Charlotte @ Illinois (BTN): Charlotte is a spunky Sun Belt team for sure, but I think the Illini can get this one.
• Western Michigan @ Buffalo (CBSS): Buffalo? Yeah, Buffalo.
• Pittsburgh @ Georgia Tech (ACCN): Well, dang, where’d that come from? 45 points? Of offense? And a defense that seems to continue wreaking havoc? Is this team… competent? Okay, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. We still lost to Northern Illinois. Nonetheless, there is this odd feeling of hope. But my eyes are clear – this team is still young, and they may not handle some success well. I suspect this will still be an up-and-down season, and I won’t be surprised by whatever happens.

12:30: Louisville @ Wake Forest (ACC/RSN): Wake Forest is… good? What a weird thing to say, but you know, it happens sometimes.

2:00:

• Southern California @ Colorado (Pac12): Colorado isn’t that good, but USC is a disaster. I’m going to go ahead pick the Buffs.
• Appalachian State @ Georgia State (ESPN+)

2:30:

• Cincinnati @ Notre Dame (NBC): This is the game of the day, probably. Cincy needs this win, and so does Notre Dame. Both are after relevance and playoff chances, and Cincy’s odds are nil without this win, and so are ND’s. I think the Bearcats are that good and will be plenty motivated, so I like them here.
• Louisiana-Monroe @ Coastal Carolina (ESPN+)
• Eastern Michigan @ Northern Illinois (ESPN+)

3:30:

• Oklahoma @ Kansas State (FOX): The Sooners will likely prevail here.
• Oregon @ Stanford (ABC): Stanford is competent this year, in the same way Wake Forest kinda is. The Ducks haven’t quite matched their performance in Columbus as of yet, but they’re still the favorites in the Pac-12 North until further notice.
• Mississippi @ Alabama (CBS): This game will be tons of fun and high-flying offense, but at the end I suspect it’ll be like last year and Alabama will win by multiple scores despite the game being in doubt late into the third quarter.
• Texas Tech @ West Virginia (ESPN2): Texas Tech is… kinda bad. I’ll take the ‘Neers here.
• Nevada @ Boise State (FS1): Boise? Nevada is apparently good this year, but it’s tough to pick against Boise even if they haven’t looked like themselves so far. If they don’t get this one, though…
• Troy @ South Carolina (SEC): South Carolina is bad… but not this bad. Right?
• Ohio State @ Rutgers (BTN): Buckeyes.
• Central Florida @ Navy (CBSS): UCF.
• Syracuse @ Florida State (ACCN): Syracuse. Wow that feels weird to say, but I’ve already given up on FSU.
• Florida International @ Florida Atlantic (“Shula Bowl”; Stadium): This doesn’t look like FIU’s year. I’ll take FAU at home.
• Ohio @ Akron (espn3.com)
• Bowling Green @ Kent State (ESPN+)
• Central Michigan @ Miami (ESPN+)
• Tulane @ East Carolina (ESPN+)

4:00:

• South Florida @ Southern Methodist (ESPNU): The Mustangs are good, and USF is… not. Figures to be a walkover for the Ponies.
• Arkansas State @ Georgia Southern (ESPN+)

5:00: Army @ Ball State (ESPN+)

5:30: Washington State @ California (Pac12): Cal’s defense should just be too overwhelming for Wazzu.

6:00:

• Florida @ Kentucky (ESPN): Sure, the winning streak is long over, the Gators should be well on their way to starting another one.
• Louisiana Tech @ North Carolina State (ACCNX): Obviously the Wolf Pack need to avoid a hangover from finally beating Clemson last week, but they should be able to do so.
• Nevada-Las Vegas @ Texas-San Antonio (ESPN+)

6:30:

• Air Force @ New Mexico (FS2): New Mexico is still terrible when they aren’t playing New Mexico State, so taking Air Force here.
• Southern Mississippi @ Rice (espn3.com)

7:00:

• Kansas @ Iowa State (FS1): KU might not be better than the UNLV team Iowa State whalloped last week.
• Mississippi State @ Texas A&M (SEC): Oh, the Aggies are gonna win, but I’m pretty sure in a way that will create as much drama for them as possible.
• Liberty @ Alabama-Birmingham (CBSS): Go Blazers.
• Marshall @ Middle Tennessee State (Stadium): Marshall seems like a solid team this year, and I think this should be at least a test for them.

7:30:

• Indiana @ Pennsylvania State (ABC): Well, the dream of #9Windiana is likely dead for this year, and I don’t like their odds to pip one in primetime in Happy Valley, either. Could be a good game though.
• Connecticut @ Vanderbilt (ESPNU): Just… this gonna be dire. Watch Indiana-Penn State or see if the proprietors of the Shutdown Fullcast can get on TV or something. (After all, they are the stars of “the Internet’s ONLY college football podcast.) Oh, and yeah, even Vandy can win this one.
• Western Kentucky @ Michigan State (BTN): Still not equipped to deal with good Sparty.
• Northwestern @ Nebraska (BTN): Or that Nebraska might win this one? You know, I’ll give ’em this one.
• Boston College @ Clemson (ACCN): Will Clemson lose two in a row? When was the last time that even happened? I’ll still pick them just on talent, but eventually they’re going to enter USC or FSU territory at this rate.

8:00: Louisiana @ South Alabama (ESPN+)

9:00:

• Auburn @ Louisiana State (ESPN): Tigers-Tigers! Auburn seems not real good though? Neither does LSU? Ordinarily this would be appointment viewing, but oof. I’ll take the Tigers at home.
• Washington @ Oregon State (Pac12): Washington showed a semblance of an offense last weekend, and I’ll take them over a scrappy Beavers team, but I’ll definitely be keeping an eye on this one.
• Old Dominion @ Texas-El Paso (ESPN+)

10:30:

• Montana @ Eastern Washington (ESPN2): I’m going go ahead safely assume that this will be the only game on TV that features a blood-red field.
• Arizona State @ California-Los Angeles (FS1): These two have surprisingly similar season so far, but can UCLA prevail at home? I’m thinking yes but could see this going either way.
• New Mexico State @ San Jose State (NBC Sports/MWC)

11:00: Fresno State @ Hawaii (CBSS): Well, Fresno’s good and Hawaii’s not, but hopefully this can stay competitive into the small hours of the evening.

As usual, all times Eastern and all predictions wrong.

Noon:

• Boise State @ Utah Sate (CBS): Not entirely sure why this game is on CBs, but I’ll take it. That said, Utah State hasn’t done much to impress this season, which makes Boise the favorite.
• Texas Tech @ Texas (ABC): It’s kinda funny to me that this series has already been designated as at least one rivalry that will be preserved once the Longhorns leave for the SEC, but I suppose there’s just something to the Battle for the Chancellor’s Spurs that just wasn’t there for Texas-Texas A&M. Go figure. Anyway, I like the ‘Horns here.
• Notre Dame vs. Wisconsin (@Chicago, IL; FOX): Of these two Midwestern teams, I have no idea which is the favorite. The game is at Soldier Field, which figures to be a pro-Irish crowd. I’ll take them but I really have no feel for this one.
• Louisiana State @ Mississippi State (ESPN): Anxiety Bowl time! Is LSU now just kinda mediocre without a generational quarterback talent? Can the Mike Leach Air Raid work in the SEC? I don’t figure this to be a very watchable game, but there is some pressure on for these two schools. Still hard for for me to pick against LSU though.
• Missouri @ Boston College (ESPN2): Both of these teams are undefeated because… it’s week 4. At any rate, I figure BC will emerge unscathed.
• Southern Methodist @ Texas Christian (FS1): The Battle for the Iron Skillet! Unfortunately, not much of a rivalry these days. TCU all the way.
• Bowling Green @ Minnesota (ESPNU): Minnesota has this one easily.
• Georgia @ Vanderbilt (SEC): UGA.
• Villanova @ Pennsylvania State (BTN)
• Ohio @ Northwestern (BTN): Ohio has gone downhill with a quickness after Frank Solich retired, y’all.
• Miami @ Army (CBSS): This is the Miami in Ohio, so the Black Knights of the Hudson should be fine.
• Richmond @ Virginia Tech (ACCN)
• New Hampshire @ Pittsburgh (ACCNX)
• Florida International @ Central Michigan (ESPN+)

12:30: Central Connecticut @ Miami (ACC/RSN)

1:00: Massachusetts @ Coastal Carolina (ESPN+)

2:00:

• Toledo @ Ball State (ESPN+)
• San Jose State @ Western Michigan (ESPN+)
• Texas State @ Eastern Michigan (ESPN+)

2:30:

• Washington State @ Utah (Pac12): Anxiety Bowl, part 2. Of course, the Wazzu coach has proven to be quite the blowhard, so I’m going with the Utes.
• Maine @ Northern Illinois (espn3.com)

3:30:

• Iowa State @ Baylor (FOX): Iowa State got a “get-right” game last weekend against UNLV. I figure they’ll take that momentum into Waco.
• Rutgers @ Michigan (ABC): So Rutgers is slightly more competent than a few years ago when Michigan put those legendary pastings on them, so I figure they may keep it within, say, 4 touchdowns this time?
• Texas A&M vs. Arkansas (@Arlington, TX; CBS): I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE RESULT ON THIS ONE IS GONNA BE BUT THERE’S GONNA BE SOME WHOMPIN’. THOSE BIG OL’ NORTHWEST ARKANSAS BOYS ARE GONNA GET THEIR WHOMP ON FOR SURE IN JERRY JONES WORLD. TAMU IS PROBABLY MORE TALENTED, BUT WILL THAT TALENT STAND UP TO SOME WHOMPIN’? I SAY NAY.
• Clemson @ North Carolina State (ESPN): This is either going to go two ways. Either NCSU will bury Clemson once and for all, showing that this indeed a down year for the Tigers. Or, Clemson will remember that they’re Clemson and win by a few touchdowns. While I suspect the likeliest outcome is the one in-between, I still find it hard to bet against Clemson.
• Louisville @ Florida State (ESPN2): I have to pick Louisville here I guess? Oof.
• Colorado State @ Iowa (FS1): Hold on to your hats, folks, this looks like a Good Iowa year.
• Texas-San Antonio @ Memphis (ESPNU): Y’all, this might be the game of the day. UTSA is good. I’m telling you right now. You might not have ever heard of them, but just trust me on this one. Screw it, I’m even going to pick them.
• Illinois @ Purdue (BTN): Purdue, probably?
• Kent State @ Maryland (BTN): Maryland?
• Wyoming @ Connecticut (CBSS): Wyoming all the way here.
• Towson @ San Diego State (Stadium)

4:00:

• Georgia State @ Auburn (SEC): Tigers.
• Kansas @ Duke (ACCN): Y’all, Duke is a two touchdown favorite in this game. This about that one for a second. I was tempted to go with the basketball joke here, but I’m still just somehow astounded by how bad KU football has to be for Duke, especially this Duke team, to be a multi-score favorite.

5:00: Arkansas State @ Tulsa (ESPN+)

6:00:

• California-Los Angeles @ Stanford (Pac12): This is an unexpectedly big deal Pac-12 matchup, though UCLA did have that let down against Fresno last week. I still like the Bruins though.
• Buffalo @ Old Dominion (ESPN+)
• Charleston Southern @ East Carolina (ESPN+)

7:00:

• Tennessee @ Florida (ESPN): LIGHTNING ROUNG! Gators.
• Kentucky @ South Carolina (ESPN2): Wildcats.
• Nebraska @ Michigan State (FS1): Sparty.
• Navy @ Houston (ESPNU): Cougars.
• North Texas @ Louisiana Tech (Stadium)
• Kansas State @ Oklahoma State (ESPN+)

7:30:

• West Virginia @ Oklahoma (BTN): Sooners.
• Southern Mississippi @ Alabama (SEC): Tide.
• Akron @ Ohio State (BTN): Buckeyes.
• North Carolina vs. Georgia Tech (@Atlanta, GA; ACCN): Every game in a college football season feels so magnified because there’s only 12 of them. And here we are with the Jackets. What is more representative? Their awful, bad loss to Northern Illinois? Or the moral victory of having a chance to beat Clemson late in the 4th quarter? The thing is, this being college football, both of those things are entirely within the realm of possibility. Either way, I hope we put on a good show in Mercedes-Benz.

8:00:

• Florida Atlantic @ Air Force (FS2): Falcons.
• Indiana @ Western Kentucky (CBSS): Hooisers.
• Troy @ Louisiana-Monroe (ESPN+)
• Alabama-Birmingham @ Tulane (ESPN+)

9:00: New Mexico @ Texas-El Paso (ESPN+)

9:30: California @ Washington (Pac12): Y’all, I don’t know what the under is in this game, but take it. Good lord, Cal could well win this 5-3 or something.

10:15: South Florida @ Brigham Young (ESPN2): BYU is pretty good this year, y’all.

10:30:

• Arizona @ Oregon (ESPN): The Ducks remain the last, best hope for the Pac-12 with UCLA losing to Fresno, and I don’t think they’ll be much troubled by Arizona.
• Colorado @ Arizona State (ESPNU): I don’t know much about the Sun Devils, but I’m even less confident in the Buffs.
• Oregon State @ Southern California (FS1): USC should win this, so I’ll pick them, but the down side for them is that it could well be an interesting game.

As usual, all times Eastern and all predictions wrong.

Noon:

• Nebraska @ Oklahoma (FOX): This old Big 8 rivalry is back, but it doesn’t figure to be much of a game. Sooners all the way.
• Michigan State @ Miami (ABC): I just don’t trust the Canes all that much, so I’m going with Sparty here.
• Cincinnati @ Indiana (ESPN): Well, like everyone on the Internet, I like the Hooisers, but Cincy figures to just be too much for them this year.
• Coastal Carolina @ Buffalo (ESPN2): Coastaaaaallllllllllllllll
• Virginia Tech @ West Virginia (FS1): No idea what to make this one. I’ll take the home team.
• Boston College @ Temple (ESPNU): BC?
• New Mexico @ Texas A&M (SEC): TAMU
• Northern Illinois @ Michigan (BTN): Michigan
• Connecticut @ Army (CBSS): Army
• Albany @ Syracuse (ACC)
• Western Michigan @ Pittsburgh (ACC/RSN): Pitt

1:00: Minnesota @ Colorado (Pac12): The Buffs?

2:00: Nevada @ Kanas State (ESPN+)

2:30: Purdue @ Notre Dame (NBC): Purdue seems a little off from the past couple of years, though they’ve definitely got talent. I just think the Irish have too many weapons though.

3:30:

• Georgia Tech @ Clemson (ABC): Well, we didn’t lose to an FCS team last week. That’s good. But if this now a season about showing progress, well, then there’s going to have to be a ton of progress in a hurry for this one.
• Alabama @ Florida (CBS): Bama is a three score favorite in this one, which I don’t really see. I feel like I will be made foolish for saying that, but hey, I still have Bama to win here, just saying not by 21.
• Southern California @ Washington State (FOX): USC finally figured out what Clay Helton looks like so they could fire him. Wazzu isn’t that good this year,
• Wake Forest @ Florida State (ESPN): The nadir or a previous era of FSU football was a loss to Wake Forest. I’m figuring on that happening again here.
• Tulsa @ Ohio State (FS1): Buckeys
• Delaware @ Rutgers (BTN)
• Kent State @ Iowa (BTN): Iowa
• Southern Methodist @ Louisiana Tech (CBSS): LT
• Idaho @ Oregon State (Pac12)
• Baylor @ Kansas (ESPN+)

4:00:

• Mississippi State @ Memphis (ESPN2): The Bulldogs travel up to the unofficial capital of Mississippi, Memphis. Tigers fans may want the win here now that they’ve been jilted by some of their conference-mates bolting for the Big 12, but I’m not sure they’ll be able to get it.
• Georgia Southern @ Arkansas (SEC): While this may be fun, the Hogs just bullied Texas around for an entire game. If anyone is running all over anyone, it’s going to be Arkansas over Southern.
• Colorado State @ Toledo (ESPNU): This one seems dire. Toledo?
• Northwestern @ Duke (ACC): It’s time, Coach Cut.
• Sacramento State @ California (Pac12)
• Ball State @ Wyoming (Stadium): Wyoming

4:15: Arkansas State @ Washington (Pac12): UDub shouldn’t lose that one, but this season so far has been… oof. There’s just no way I can pick Arkansas State here, but Pac-12 play will be a different story.

6:00:

• East Carolina @ Marshall (Facebook)
• Middle Tennessee State @ Texas-San Antonio (ESPN+)

7:00:

• South Carolina @ Georgia (ESPN): It will be extremely funny if UGA loses, because UGA losing is both funny and losing to South Carolina will also be funny. That’s twice the funny! Unfortunately, the teams involved this year are 2021 Georgia and 2021 South Carolina, so the odds of a little primetime humor are low.
• Utah @ San Diego State (CBSS): Going with the Utes here.
• Troy @ Southern Mississippi (ESPN+)
• Charlotte @ Georgia State (ESPN+)
• Florida International @ Texas Tech (ESPN+)

7:30:

• Auburn @ Pennsylvania State (ABC): I haven’t seen much of either of these teams this year, but from what I can tell Penn State should be plenty game in this one.
• Central Michigan @ Louisiana State (SEC): LSU
• Utah State @ Air Force (FS2): AF
• Virginia @ North Carolina (“The South’s Oldest Rivalry”; ACC): I suppose I’ll pick UVA here, mostly just because I haven’t seen anything from the Tarheels this year to think that they’re any good.
• Stony Brook @ Oregon (Pac12)
• Furman @ North Carolina State (ACCN/RSN)
• Alabama-Birmingham @ North Texas (Stadium): UNT?

8:00:

• Tulane @ Mississippi (ESPN2): I don’t think Tulane will this one, but this one has the potential to be plenty fun. Ole Miss just figures to be too much for them, though.
• Stanford @ Vanderbilt (ESPNU): Stanford is… good? I’m still adjusting to this reality, but if that’s the case, they should be able to get the job done in Nashville.
• Rice @ Texas (LHN)

9:00: Oklahoma State @ Boise State (FS1): It’s going to be way more fun if Boise wins this one, so I’m going to pick them.

10:00: Northern Arizona @ Arizona (Pac12)

10:15: Arizona State @ Brigham Young (ESPN): I have considered Arizona State, and I find them wanting.

10:30: Iowa State @ Nevada-Las Vegas (CBSS): Cyclones should be able to handle this.

10:45: Fresno State @ California-Los Angeles (Pac12): Oh, man, UCLA looks good for the first time… in a long time, and Fresno is exactly they kind of team that could roll into the Rose Bowl and ruin it. I don’t think they will, but it’s worth watching to see if they do.

12:30: San Jose State @ Hawaii (FS1): And finally, it’s second primetime from Honolulu. The Rainbow Warriors aren’t terribly good, it’s something you can have on. Just remember to turn on sleep mode on the TV.

As usual, all times Eastern and all predictions wrong.

Noon:

• Illinois @ Virginia (ACCN): So I’ll be honest. I’m writing this way too late. This is going to be almost entirely lightning round. I’m so sorry. I’ll at least try to say if it’s watchable or not as well. This one probably won’t be. Virginia.
• Western Kentucky @ Army (CBSS): Army.
• Oregon @ Ohio State (FOX): Ohio State – geez, this day is kind of dire so far, but this may still be your best bet even if the Buckeyes win by 2 touchdowns.
• Pittsburgh @ Tennessee (ESPN): Pitt.
• South Carolina @ East Carolina (ESPN2): The fact I had to think about this should give any Gamecocks fan pause. Regardless, USC.
• Tulsa @ Oklahoma State (FS1): Pokes.
• Miami @ Minnesota (ESPNU): Gophers.
• Alabama State @ Auburn (SEC)
• Youngstown State @ Michigan State (BTN)
• Indiana State @ Northwestern (BTN)
• Kennesaw State @ Georgia Tech (ACC/RSN): My mood right now is that we need to start looking for a new head coach, regardless of the result of this game. I expected 4-6 wins this year. This is now virtually impossible after last week’s disaster against NIU.
• Norfolk State @ Wake Forest (ACCNX)

1:00: Florida @ South Florida (ABC): Gators

1:30: Wyoming @ Northern Illinois (ESPN+)

2:00:

• Rutgers @ Syracuse (ACCN): Cuse
• Middle Tennessee State @ Virginia Tech (ACCNX): VPI

2:30: Toledo @ Notre Dame (Peacock)

3:00: Purdue @ Connecticut (CBSS): Purdue. Oh my word… yeah, Purdue.

3:30:

• Texas A&M vs. Colorado (FOX): TAMU
• Air Force @ Navy (CBS): AF
• Alabama-Birmingham @ Georgia (ESPN2): UGA 🙁
• Ball State @ Pennsylvania State (FS1): Nittany Lions
• California @ Texas Christian (ESPNU): I suspect there will be fewer than 9 interceptions in this one. The question is whether TCU has enough coherence on offense to overcome Cal’s stifling defense. I suspect they do.
• Buffalo @ Nebraska (BTN): Nebraska… probably?
• Georgia Southern @ Florida Atlantic (Stadium): Southern
• Temple @ Akron (ESPN+)

4:00:

• Mercer @ Alabama (SEC)
• South Alabama @ Bowling Green (ESPN+)

4:30: Iowa @ Iowa State (“El Assico”; ABC): I’m picking Iow State because I want them to win, not necessarily that I think they will.

5:00: South Carolina State @ Clemson (ACCN)

6:00: Portland State @ Washington State (Pac12)

6:30: Houston @ Rice (CBSS):

7:00:

• Texas @ Arkansas (ESPN): Longhorns
• North Carolina State @ Mississippi State (ESPN2): Wolfpack
• Appalachian State @ Miami (ESPNU): Da U
• Eastern Michigan @ Wisconsin (FS1): Wisky
• New Mexico State @ New Mexico (“Rio Grande Rivalry”; Stadium): New Mexico, but they’re awful as well so the Aggies will probably still cover 18.5.
• North Texas @ Southern Methodist (ESPN+)
• Texas State @ Florida International (ESPN+)
• Liberty @ Troy (ESPN+)
• Memphis @ Arkansas State (ESPN+)

7:30:

• Missouri @ Kentucky (SEC): UK
• Howard @ Maryland (BTN)
• Idaho @ Indiana (BTN)
• Georgia State @ North Carolina (ACC/RSN): UNC

8:00:

• Washington @ Michigan (ABC): Wolverines
• Jacksonville State @ Florida State (ACCN)

10:00:

• Vanderbilt @ Colorado State (CBSS): Rams
• San Diego State @ Arizona (Pac12): Aztecs

10:15: Utah @ Brigham Young (“Holy War”; ESPN): Utah, but this will probably be the most watchable game of the day.

10:30:

• Stanford @ Southern California (FOX): Trojans
• Nevada-Las Vegas @ Arizona State (ESPN2): Consider… Arizona State
• Idaho State @ Nevada (Stadium)

11:00: Hawaii @ Oregon State (FS1): Beavers