Generously transcribed by Will:

Will: q: “how do you tie your shoes, joe?”
Will: “well, i haven’t really seen enough of them to say… i mean, there’s so many styles of shoes out there… sneakers, pumps, loafs, sandals… i just have to say that i think that if they have shoelaces, they can probably be tied”

In short, it’s best just not to agitate Joe Morgan by asking him questions, especially questions about shoes.