As usual, all times Eastern and all predictions wrong.

Noon:

• Alabama @ Missouri (ABC): Hey y’all, it’s 10:30 local time here and I just watched the most stressful 15 innings of baseball ever that didn’t involve my team. So you know what means: LIGHTNING ROUND! Bama!
• Ohio State @ Illinois (FOX): Buckeyes!!
• Pittsburgh @ Florida State (ESPN): I won’t discount the return of the Pitt superweapon, but: FSU.
• Louisiana @ James Madison (ESPN2): JMU.
• Stanford @ Southern Methodist (The CW): SMU.
• Central Florida @ Cincinnati (FS1): Cincy?
• Houston @ Oklahoma State (TNT): Houston.
• California-Los Angeles @ Michigan State (BTN): Sparty.
• Toledo @ Bowling Green (ESPNU): Toledo.
• Charlotte @ Army (CBSS): Army.
• Miami @ Akron (ESPN+)

12:45: Washington State @ Mississippi (SECN): Miss.

1:00: Northern Illinois @ Eastern Michigan (ESPN+)

2:30: Massachusetts @ Kent State (ESPN+)

3:30:

• Oklahoma vs. Texas (“Red River Shootout” @ Dallas, TX; ABC): Texas? This is truly a random number generator rivalry.
• Indiana @ Oregon (CBS): Ducks.
• Texas Christian @ Kansas State (FOX): TCU?
• Iowa State @ Colorado (ESPN): Clones.
• Wake Forest @ Oregon State (The CW): Wake!
• Northwestern @ Pennsylvania State (FS1): Penn St.
• Nebraska @ Maryland (BTN): Terps?
• Air Force @ Nevada-Las Vegas (CBSS): UNLV?
• Virginia Tech @ Georgia Tech (“Techmo Bowl”; ACCN): Okay so once again let’s talk about expectations. VPI got the fired coach dead cat bounce last week, so this is not a team to take lightly. Brent Key’s record with unranked ACC oppenents is well known. I hope that we can figure this out.
• North Carolina State @ Notre Dame (Peacock)
• Appalachian State  @ Georgia State (ESPN+)
• Old Dominion @ Marshall (ESPN+)
• Ball State @ Western Michigan (ESPN+)

4:00: Navy @ Temple (ESPN2): Navy!

4:15: Arkansas @ Tennessee (SECN): Bawls!

6:00: Alabama-Birmingham @ Florida Atlantic (ESPN+)

7:00:

• Florida @ Texas A&M (ESPN): Aggies!
• Iowa @ Wisconsin (FS1): Hawkeyes?
• San Jose State @ Wyoming (CBSS): Spartans?
• Louisiana-Monroe @ Coastal Carolina (ESPN+)

7:30:

• Georgia @ Auburn (“The Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry”; ABC): Ugh, UGA?
• Kansas @ Texas Tech (FOX): Red Raiders!
• Michigan @ Southern California (NBC): USC?
• Purdue @ Minnesota (BTN): Gophers.
• Rice @ Texas-San Antonio (ESPNU): Rice?
• Clemson @ Boston College (ACCN): Tigers.

7:45: South Carolina @ Louisiana State (SECN): LSU.

8:00:

• Brigham Young @ Arizona (ESPN2): Stormin’ Mormons.
• Troy @ Texas State (ESPN+)

9:45: New Mexico @ Boise State (FS1): Boise?

10:15: Arizona State @ Utah (ESPN): Utah.

10:30: San Diego State @ Nevada (CBSS): Aztecs.

11:59: Utah State @ Hawaii (Spectrum)