Happy Turkey Day, everyone!

Now, onto the hate.

“We may not make a university student out of him, but if we can teach him to read and write, maybe he can work at the post office rather than as a garbage man when he gets through with his athletic career.” — UGA defense attorney Hale Almand

Yes, remember folks, being functionally illiterate is A-OK as long as you can play football for the University of Georgia (where, last I checked, remedial classes count towards credit).

It takes absolutely no courage or conviction to be a [UGA] fan. All it takes is $10 and a trip to Wal-Mart. — “GTDad”, on StingTalk

This is from a message board post from last year, but I think it still applies.

Also, finally, remember UGA fans hate America:
Original caption: Children cheer after singing “Happy Birthday” to Cuba’s leader Fidel Castro while standing around a birthday cake at the Pioneer’s Palace in Havana, August 13, 2007.